The Mikeleiter Gazette
Est. Whenever • mikeleiter.us • Official Organ of One Person
Monday, March 16, 2026 Vol. XLII, No. ∞ Price: Your Time

LOCAL MAN INVENTS NEW TECHNOLOGY
TO INFORM SOLICITORS: "No."

In a bold act of digital infrastructure, the owner of this domain has erected a webpage specifically to inform you — yes, you — that your services, while surely excellent, are not required at this time or any foreseeable future time.


You have reached the personal website of Mike Leiter, a software engineer and AI automation enthusiast who is, by all accounts, doing just fine with his current technology setup, thank you very much.

It is understood that you are calling or emailing to offer one or more of the following: a website, SEO services, a mobile app, cloud migration assistance, digital marketing, or a special limited-time deal that expires in exactly the amount of time it takes to say "I'm not interested."

NOT REQUIRED

This page exists so that you may bookmark it, share it with colleagues, and reflect upon it during quiet moments of professional contemplation.

"I already automate things for a living.
I am, in fact, the computer guy."

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: But have you considered our SEO package?
Yes. The answer arrived before the question finished.
Q: We can build you a beautiful website for very reasonable price.
You are currently on a website. It was built by a person who builds things for a living. The irony is not lost on anyone.
Q: What if we offered you a FREE audit of your current digital presence?
The audit has been conducted internally. Results: fine.
Q: Are you sure you don't need any IT support?
There is a rack of servers in the basement. This is a hobby.
Q: What if we said "AI-powered"?
He automates things for fun on weekends. "AI-powered" is not the flex you think it is.

Estimated solicitations received to date
4,847
figure increases while you read this

Are you a legitimate human with a legitimate reason to be here? Wonderful. You may reach Mike via email at mike@mikeleiter.us. He reads things. Sometimes he even responds.

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